High 5 Fight Club

Today I’ll be offering my thoughts on two showdowns between four different High 5 Games slots. Take the polls below and let us know what you think!

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Guitar Kings vs. The Palladium

Would you rather rock out with the Guitar Kings or party at The Palladium?

This one definitely depends on your idea of a good time. I’ve never been much of a club guy, probably because I’m neither rich nor a good dancer. You also can’t really talk at clubs, so no one hears my hilarious jokes, which is a total bummer. Concerts are more my scene. You can’t really talk at concerts either, but that’s alright because hopefully there’s an awesome act on stage that demands your full attention. Plus, the best concerts are the cheapest ones, and everyone there’s a bad dancer, so I don’t stand out. You’re much more likely to catch me rocking out with the Guitar Kings, beer in hand, than partying at The Palladium with a $2,000 bottle of vodka.

EDGE: Guitar Kings

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Double Feature vs. Cabaret Nights

Would you rather catch a Double Feature or hang out at Cabaret Nights?

We’re all about having a good time in this edition of High 5 Fight Club. You can’t really go wrong with either option, but I’d rather catch a Double Feature. That way I’m getting like three or four hours of entertainment without having to leave my (super-nice, imaginary) car, which would naturally be filled with delicious snacks and beverages. Chilling at Cabaret Nights would be fun, but that would require leaving my car, walking, talking to waitresses, etc. Just leave me alone in my ride with a few movies and I’m set.

EDGE: Double Feature

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High 5 Fight Club

We often ask our players over on the High 5 Casino fan page to comment on different game vs. game matchups. Today I’ll be offering my thoughts on two interesting showdowns; take the polls below and let us know what you think!

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The Palladium vs. Cabaret Nights

Would you rather spend an evening at The Palladium or Cabaret Nights?

If you’re not dressed to the nines and looking for a good time, don’t even bother showing up at The Palladium, the hottest night club in town. If you’re ready for the night of your life, though, this is the place for you! Unfortunately, I am very rarely ready for the night of my life, and I don’t own many nice outfits, so I think I’d rather check out Cabaret Nights. Sipping on a glass of wine in a dark, crowded tavern while waiting for a show to begin sounds much better than awkwardly dancing by myself in a night club where I feel underdressed. Plus, in my imagination Cabaret Nights is pretty cheap and has a great selection of cheeses, while The Palladium is more expensive and has really underwhelming appetizers and no cheese plates at all. When in doubt, I follow the cheese.

EDGE: Cabaret Nights

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Gypsy vs. The Vanishing Act

If you were hosting a party, would you rather have Gypsy telling fortunes or the escape artist from The Vanishing Act performing tricks?

If Gypsy was at my party, I feel like it would quickly turn into a bad time. Assuming she’s telling truthful fortunes, there’s probably a lot of bad stuff in my future. I don’t want to hire her just to find out I’m going to die broke, alone, and sickly – I’d rather find out slowly on my own, like a normal person. I’m not looking to be depressed at my party, which is why I’d rather hire the escape artist from The Vanishing Act to perform tricks. He wouldn’t tell me how crappy my life was going to get. Instead, he’d just bundle himself up in ropes and locks or whatever, drop himself in a water tank, and miraculously escape. I don’t even care if he’s somehow cheating, he’s still making me feel way better than that downer of a fortune teller.

EDGE: The Vanishing Act

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