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Retropolis vs. Golden Odyssey

Would you rather travel to the future in Retropolis or to the past in Golden Odyssey?

I love history, especially anything involving the ancient Greeks, so I initially thought I’d rather travel back in time and embark on a Golden Odyssey. But then I thought about it some more, and remembered that – in addition to being a history buff – I’m a lazy bum. And an impatient one, at that. I’m unfortunately not cut out for a long aquatic voyage; even if I got to see some crazy things occasionally, there’d still be long periods of intense boredom. If I nearly lose my mind on a fifteen-minute subway ride, there’s no way I’m surviving for months on the open seas. The lazy, impatient bum in me is much better suited to Retropolis and the future, where I can jetpack around from place to place as a robot cleans my room.

EDGE: Retropolis

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Dangerous Beauty vs. Valkyrie Queen

Who would win in a fight between the Dangerous Beauty and the Valkyrie Queen?

This is a battle between two seriously dangerous ladies who are both trained in hand-to-hand combat, so you know you’d be in for a treat if they went head to head. I think it would be extremely close, but I’m going with Dangerous Beauty just based on the weapon she’s bringing to the table. I think she’d be able to keep the Valkyrie Queen and her hammer at bay with her sword, but if the VQ got in close, then it’d be a totally different story…

EDGE: Dangerous Beauty

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Kings of Gibraltar vs. Celtic Courage

Who would win in a fight between the army from Kings of Gibraltar and the people of Celtic Courage?

The army from Kings of Gibraltar is strong and well-trained, but if it tried to take on the people of Celtic Courage it would get smacked down. These folks are fierce, plus they can transform into animals like bears and wolves. You can’t bring a human to a bear fight, everyone knows that. I’m also assuming they have home-field advantage as well, because the army from Kings of Gibraltar really likes invading places. All things considered, I think this would be a rout.

EDGE: Celtic Courage

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Striking Tiger vs. Majestic Sea

Who would win in a fight between the Striking Tiger and the shark from Majestic Sea?

Granted, this particular thought exercise is a little silly. We all know that a tiger could never actually fight a shark – but imagine how awesome it would be if they somehow did. This matchup would totally come down to the location of the battle. If the shark was able to coax the tiger into the ocean (maybe after insulting its mother or something), then it takes the big cat down no problem. If the tiger gets the shark on dry land (maybe by hitting on its wife), then it wins no problem. Regardless of the victor, we, the audience, would come out on top.

EDGE: Humanity

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Moonlit Mermaids vs. Sirens

While out at sea, would you rather come across the Moonlit Mermaids or the Sirens?

This one’s a no-brainer. Unless you have a death wish, you can’t possibly go with Sirens. Sure, they look beautiful from far away, and that really is a nice song they’re singing, but do you like it enough to hear it for the rest of your life as you remain trapped on their rocky island? Probably not. Plus, according to ancient myths, they have names like Thelxinoe, Molpe, and Aglaophonos, and you know they’d get mad at you for constantly mispronouncing them. Meanwhile, the Moonlit Mermaids don’t have heavy mythological baggage attached to them. They definitely smell weird, but they’re probably pretty nice.

EDGE: Moonlit Mermaids

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Oba, Carnaval! vs. Club Caliente

Would you rather party at Carnaval or Club Caliente?

Now this is a more difficult question. I’m sure I would have a great time partying at both Carnaval and Club Caliente, but I have to pick one, so I’m going to go with Carnaval. I’m justifying this in terms of the sheer scopes of the parties. Sure, Club Caliente is the hottest club around, but it’s still just one place. Carnaval shuts down ALL OF BRAZIL. How many chances do you get to party with an entire country? I would probably do something stupid and somehow manage to make all of Brazil hate me by the time I was done partying, but until then it would be awesome.

EDGE: Oba, Carnaval!

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Dr. Amante vs. Love U

Would you rather learn the tricks of the trade from Dr. Amante or study at Love U?

Dr. Amante is the best plastic surgeon in town. People wait for months to see him, and they never leave his office disappointed. But he’s also totally a ladies man; I think I’d grow tired of being around him all day as he ignores me for women and women ignore me for him. I’d much rather attend Love U, where I can get schooled in the wonders of science and become an expert on the opposite sex. With a little knowledge, I could be transformed from a dud to a stud! At least that’s what it says in the pamphlet…

EDGE: Love U

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Birds of Wonder vs. Purrfect

Who would win in a fight between the Birds of Wonder and the cats from Purrfect?

Let’s be real: the cats in Purrfect aren’t street cats. They’re not out late at night, mewling and fighting in alleys, or doing whatever street cats do. These cats were born with a silver spoon in their mouths; Fancy Feast probably isn’t fancy enough for them. They’re undoubtedly cute, but cuteness is useless in a fight. Meanwhile, check out the Birds of Wonder. These birds aren’t scruffy pigeons, or little baby birds. They’re glorious, sizable creatures – look at those talons, those beaks. Plus, they’ve got the advantage of flight. I think the Birds of Wonder would take down the cats in Purrfect quite easily.

EDGE: Birds of Wonder

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Rev It Up vs. The Big Chase

Who would win in a street race between the car from The Big Chase and those from Rev It Up?

The detective behind the wheel in the car from The Big Chase has definitely got some skills. He can swerve through city traffic at high speed, weaving between cars in a downpour as he pursues the criminals who have stolen an extremely valuable briefcase filled with jewels. But I don’t think that’s enough to take down any of the cars from Rev It Up. The drivers in this game are just as skilled, but their real advantage comes from the type of vehicles they’re using. I think it’d be a good race, but ultimately the cars from Rev It Up just have too much horsepower/torque/RPM/other term that may make it seem like I know the first thing about cars.

EDGE: Rev It Up

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Jaguar Princess vs. Shadow of the Panther

Would you rather have the Jaguar Princess or the warrior from Shadow of the Panther protecting you in the forest?

I’m sure either one of these two classic High 5 Games characters would be able to protect me just fine in the forest. So this one ultimately comes down to who I’d rather spend time with. The warrior from Shadow of the Panther seems like a really serious dude. I’d probably crack a few jokes, he wouldn’t laugh, and then it would just be super awkward until I ventured off by myself. I’m sure the Jaguar Princess is serious when called for, but that gleam in her eye makes me think she’s down to party, too. I think Jaguar Princess would be more fun to hang out with, so I’d rather she protect me.

EDGE: Jaguar Princess

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She-Wolf vs. Night of the Wolf

Would you rather live among wolves like the She-Wolf or live as a human by day and a wolf by night like the characters in Night of the Wolf?

Well, for starters, I don’t really see the appeal in living outdoors with wolves. I like shelters that have things like beds to sleep in, showers, and Wi-Fi. I also like living with roommates that I don’t worry might eat me in the middle of the night because they’re actually wild animals with super-sharp carnivorous teeth. I would much rather be a shape shifter, like everyone in Night of the Wolf. You get to find out what shape shifting feels like, which is pretty crazy, and you get to spend your nights as a wolf, running around with your wolf buddies, doing whatever it is that werewolves do. All things considered, you can still live a semi-normal life as werewolf, during the daytime at least.

EDGE: Night of the Wolf

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Shadow Diamond vs. Jewels of India

You were just given a very large inheritance by a wealthy and distant relative! Would you rather find yourself endowed with the Shadow Diamond or the Jewels of India?

In the end, this is absolutely a win/win either way, right? When it comes to jewels, there really is no wrong answer. The Shadow Diamond is grand, brilliant, and, of course, very expensive. However, there’s only one. The Jewels of India, on the other hand, are plentiful! Answering the age-old debate of quantity vs. quality, I’m going full-on quantity! What can you do with a big old hunk of a diamond anyways besides put it in a glass case and look at it? I would much rather invite my friends over for some good old-fashioned dress up with the Jewels of India!

EDGE: Jewels of India

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Empress of Time vs. Wellspring

Would you rather be able to control time like the Empress of Time or discover the Fountain of Youth like in Wellspring?

Both of these powers sound tempting, but I think I’d rather have the same abilities as the Empress of Time instead of finding the Fountain of Youth like in Wellspring. There are a lot of philosophical questions to ponder regarding whether or not immortality would be enjoyable: Would I be happy without my friends and family? Would my life still have meaning if I lived forever? Thinking about this stuff just makes my head hurt. On the other hand, I know for a fact I’d like to control time. For one, I’d never be late to work again! If I was going to miss my train I could just pause time for a few minutes and stroll to the station, instead of my normal routine of sprinting to the station only to have the train doors close in my face. I’d also never have to wait in line again, or listen to a particularly boring relative regale me with the same story I’ve heard for years. Basically, I could avoid all petty annoyances if I had the ability to control time, which I just can’t pass up.

EDGE: Empress of Time

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Golden Odyssey vs. Crystal Kingdom

Would you rather embark on a Golden Odyssey or visit the Crystal Kingdom?

Just for weather reasons alone, I have to say I’d rather embark on a Golden Odyssey than visit the Crystal Kingdom. Sure, the Crystal Kingdom might be a blast, but it looks really cold. Even the young queen who rules over the land doesn’t take her hands out of her weird, impractical single glove. Plus, bears and wolves protect the realm, and I’m not trying to deal with that, especially if I’m freezing. On the other hand, check out what they’re wearing in Golden Odyssey. They all look warm, which allows them to appreciate their epic journey in the wake of the Trojan War. In addition, I’m a sucker for ancient Greek culture, so I’d love having the chance to interact with Greek heroes, gods, and monsters like the Cyclops and the Sirens.

EDGE: Golden Odyssey

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