High 5 Fight Club

Today I’ll be offering my thoughts on two showdowns between four different High 5 Games slots. Take the polls below and let us know what you think!

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Hoot Loot vs. Liger Loot

Who has more loot: the owl from Hoot Loot or the liger from Liger Loot?

Let’s be clear: both of these dudes are loaded. The owl from Hoot Loot was probably born with a silver spoon in his mouth. You can tell he’s been well off for a while by the way he dresses and his nonchalant air. He doesn’t even seem to be worried that his nest eggs are out in the open, where anyone can grab them – he’s got more dough somewhere or another. But he can’t compete with the liger from Liger Loot. Look at the maniacal hunger in his eyes. Amigo has cash, jewels, and gold literally overflowing from his cave. He probably overcame a rough background (single mother, learning disability, too much of a tiger for the lions and too much of a lion for the tigers) to found a tech startup, and is now worth billions.

EDGE: Liger Loot

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The Big Show vs. Jazz

Would you rather attend The Big Show or go to the club in Jazz?

There’s no question I’d rather head to the Jazz club than sit in the audience for a taping of The Big Show. There’s going to be a bunch of commercial breaks during The Big Show where you’ve got nothing better to do than twiddle your thumbs or perhaps talk to the people near you – gross! It would probably be a lot of hassle for not that much music. You get way more bang for your buck in a jazz club. Plus, it’s dark, you can drink, and you can look super cool on dates when you say you frequent jazz clubs. Just hope a follow-up question regarding jazz isn’t asked.

EDGE: Jazz

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Tales of Hercules vs. The Mighty Atlas

Who’d win in a fight between Hercules and The Mighty Atlas?

Atlas taking on the ancient hero Hercules (or Heracles, as he’d be known to the Titan) would make for an epic showdown. Luckily, these two actually squared off in Greek mythology, so we can use that to help us figure out who’d have the upper hand. Basically, Hercules casually held the heavens up while Atlas went to grab some apples for him from his daughters’ dragon-guarded garden that Hercules needed. Upon his return, Atlas tried to just ditch the heavens on Hercules, but good old Herc was able to trick him into taking them back upon his shoulders. So, clearly, Hercules would be able to outwit and ultimately defeat poor old Atlas if they ever met again.

EDGE: Tales of Hercules

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Cyrano vs. A Night of Mystery

Who has a sweeter mustache: Cyrano or the detective from A Night of Mystery?

The mustache that the detective from A Night of Mystery is rocking is nothing to laugh at, but it’s nothing to write home about either. It’s a utilitarian ‘stache, one well suited for keeping his upper lip warm as he’s out fighting crime. Maybe even a background ‘stache, like you see in the graphic above, one that looks cooler through his ubiquitous magnifying glass. Cyrano’s mustache, on the other hand, is flamboyant, spectacular. Dude is clearly committed to an all-world flavor saver – it extends like four inches past his mouth on either side so he might even be using gel, who knows. Regardless of the specifics, Cyrano and his crumb catcher would dominate just about any other ‘stache out there in this writer’s humble opinion.

EDGE: Cyrano

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The Haunted Horseman vs. Triple Raven

Would you rather be confronted by The Haunted Horseman or the bird from Triple Raven?

This is sort of a lose-lose situation. No one really wants to be chased around Sleepy Hollow by a headless man atop a horse, and slowly losing your mind as a raven repeats ‘Nevermore’ doesn’t sound much fun either. Ultimately, I think I’d take being haunted by the raven, for the simple fact that it’s better to be insane and alive then headless and dead.

EDGE: Triple Raven

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Dragons of Avalon vs. Split Dragon

Who would win in a battle between the Dragons of Avalon and those from Split Dragon?

The Dragons of Avalon have two things going against them: they’re young, and they’re coddled. Look at that little guy, sitting on his mama’s shoulder, probably waiting on some dinner. He looks like he’s better at entertaining children than fighting, and I have to assume the rest of the Dragons of Avalon are the same. Maybe one day they’ll be tough, but the creatures from Split Dragon already look vicious. They are so dangerous they’re literally rending the sky with their mere presence. The Dragons of Avalon would be dead meat by the time these dudes got done with them.

EDGE: Split Dragon

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High 5 Fight Club: Halloween Edition

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The Lovely Outlaws vs. Daughters of the Regiment

Who would make better zombie hunters: The Lovely Outlaws or the Daughters of the Regiment?

In the spirit of Halloween, which is only a week away, we’ll go through some zombie-related questions today. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m sure either one of these groups of ladies would make excellent zombie hunters. After all, the Daughters of the Regiment fought for America during the country’s infancy, and The Lovely Outlaws were some of the most dangerous criminals in the Wild West. Either group would do in a pinch if you woke up one day, looked outside your window, and realized the end of the world had begun. But if I had the luxury of choice, I’d go with The Lovely Outlaws, who seem meaner, and have better weapons. It’s a lot easier to take down a zombie from range than it is from up close, I’d imagine.

EDGE: The Lovely Outlaws

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Bollywood Bride vs. Who’s My Candy Prince?

Who would make more dangerous zombies: the characters from Bollywood Bride or those from Who’s My Candy Prince?

I can’t imagine the characters from Who’s My Candy Prince? ever getting that mad or being that dangerous, even if they were zombies. The undead versions of these happy, dessert-loving folks would probably not find human flesh that appealing compared to sweets, so they’d end up harmlessly shuffling around candy stores. On the other hand, imagine how upset the Bollywood Bride and her mother would be if they were dragged into the zombie apocalypse on what was supposed to be a day of celebration. The two of them would go all-out on the hunt for brains after that, making them way more dangerous.

EDGE: Bollywood Bride

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Woolly Mammoth vs. Cave King

Who would win in a fight between a Woolly Mammoth and the Cave King?

The Cave King clearly isn’t a slouch; after all, he has managed to become the ruler of his slot universe, which is no easy task. But look at him, covered in jewels, flanked by the Cave Queen and a friendly dinosaur. The man’s become complacent, perhaps a little paunchy even. He doesn’t want to fight anymore, he just wants to enjoy the spoils of his position. Now check out Woolly Mammoth. Look at those tusks, and that fierce, hungry stare. Woolly Mammoth is ready to throw down, and I think he’d squash the Cave King and any primitive weapons he could muster.

EDGE: Woolly Mammoth

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Last Master vs. Dragon Showdown

Who would win in a fight between the warriors from Dragon Showdown and the Last Master?

Hmm. If it was just the Last Master against any single fighter from Dragon Showdown, I think I’d have to go with the Last Master, seeing as how she’s the last remaining person who’s well-versed in one particularly deadly martial art. However, if she’s going up against the Dragon Showdown collective, I think I’d have to pick the side with the numbers advantage. Sure, no one dude from Dragon Showdown may be as talented as the Last Master, but if there’s like six of them and only one of her, they’ll eventually emerge victorious from battle.

EDGE: Dragon Showdown

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Retropolis vs. Golden Odyssey

Would you rather travel to the future in Retropolis or to the past in Golden Odyssey?

I love history, especially anything involving the ancient Greeks, so I initially thought I’d rather travel back in time and embark on a Golden Odyssey. But then I thought about it some more, and remembered that – in addition to being a history buff – I’m a lazy bum. And an impatient one, at that. I’m unfortunately not cut out for a long aquatic voyage; even if I got to see some crazy things occasionally, there’d still be long periods of intense boredom. If I nearly lose my mind on a fifteen-minute subway ride, there’s no way I’m surviving for months on the open seas. The lazy, impatient bum in me is much better suited to Retropolis and the future, where I can jetpack around from place to place as a robot cleans my room.

EDGE: Retropolis

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Dangerous Beauty vs. Valkyrie Queen

Who would win in a fight between the Dangerous Beauty and the Valkyrie Queen?

This is a battle between two seriously dangerous ladies who are both trained in hand-to-hand combat, so you know you’d be in for a treat if they went head to head. I think it would be extremely close, but I’m going with Dangerous Beauty just based on the weapon she’s bringing to the table. I think she’d be able to keep the Valkyrie Queen and her hammer at bay with her sword, but if the VQ got in close, then it’d be a totally different story…

EDGE: Dangerous Beauty

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Kings of Gibraltar vs. Celtic Courage

Who would win in a fight between the army from Kings of Gibraltar and the people of Celtic Courage?

The army from Kings of Gibraltar is strong and well-trained, but if it tried to take on the people of Celtic Courage it would get smacked down. These folks are fierce, plus they can transform into animals like bears and wolves. You can’t bring a human to a bear fight, everyone knows that. I’m also assuming they have home-field advantage as well, because the army from Kings of Gibraltar really likes invading places. All things considered, I think this would be a rout.

EDGE: Celtic Courage

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Striking Tiger vs. Majestic Sea

Who would win in a fight between the Striking Tiger and the shark from Majestic Sea?

Granted, this particular thought exercise is a little silly. We all know that a tiger could never actually fight a shark – but imagine how awesome it would be if they somehow did. This matchup would totally come down to the location of the battle. If the shark was able to coax the tiger into the ocean (maybe after insulting its mother or something), then it takes the big cat down no problem. If the tiger gets the shark on dry land (maybe by hitting on its wife), then it wins no problem. Regardless of the victor, we, the audience, would come out on top.

EDGE: Humanity

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Moonlit Mermaids vs. Sirens

While out at sea, would you rather come across the Moonlit Mermaids or the Sirens?

This one’s a no-brainer. Unless you have a death wish, you can’t possibly go with Sirens. Sure, they look beautiful from far away, and that really is a nice song they’re singing, but do you like it enough to hear it for the rest of your life as you remain trapped on their rocky island? Probably not. Plus, according to ancient myths, they have names like Thelxinoe, Molpe, and Aglaophonos, and you know they’d get mad at you for constantly mispronouncing them. Meanwhile, the Moonlit Mermaids don’t have heavy mythological baggage attached to them. They definitely smell weird, but they’re probably pretty nice.

EDGE: Moonlit Mermaids

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Oba, Carnaval! vs. Club Caliente

Would you rather party at Carnaval or Club Caliente?

Now this is a more difficult question. I’m sure I would have a great time partying at both Carnaval and Club Caliente, but I have to pick one, so I’m going to go with Carnaval. I’m justifying this in terms of the sheer scopes of the parties. Sure, Club Caliente is the hottest club around, but it’s still just one place. Carnaval shuts down ALL OF BRAZIL. How many chances do you get to party with an entire country? I would probably do something stupid and somehow manage to make all of Brazil hate me by the time I was done partying, but until then it would be awesome.

EDGE: Oba, Carnaval!

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Dr. Amante vs. Love U

Would you rather learn the tricks of the trade from Dr. Amante or study at Love U?

Dr. Amante is the best plastic surgeon in town. People wait for months to see him, and they never leave his office disappointed. But he’s also totally a ladies man; I think I’d grow tired of being around him all day as he ignores me for women and women ignore me for him. I’d much rather attend Love U, where I can get schooled in the wonders of science and become an expert on the opposite sex. With a little knowledge, I could be transformed from a dud to a stud! At least that’s what it says in the pamphlet…

EDGE: Love U

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Birds of Wonder vs. Purrfect

Who would win in a fight between the Birds of Wonder and the cats from Purrfect?

Let’s be real: the cats in Purrfect aren’t street cats. They’re not out late at night, mewling and fighting in alleys, or doing whatever street cats do. These cats were born with a silver spoon in their mouths; Fancy Feast probably isn’t fancy enough for them. They’re undoubtedly cute, but cuteness is useless in a fight. Meanwhile, check out the Birds of Wonder. These birds aren’t scruffy pigeons, or little baby birds. They’re glorious, sizable creatures – look at those talons, those beaks. Plus, they’ve got the advantage of flight. I think the Birds of Wonder would take down the cats in Purrfect quite easily.

EDGE: Birds of Wonder

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Rev It Up vs. The Big Chase

Who would win in a street race between the car from The Big Chase and those from Rev It Up?

The detective behind the wheel in the car from The Big Chase has definitely got some skills. He can swerve through city traffic at high speed, weaving between cars in a downpour as he pursues the criminals who have stolen an extremely valuable briefcase filled with jewels. But I don’t think that’s enough to take down any of the cars from Rev It Up. The drivers in this game are just as skilled, but their real advantage comes from the type of vehicles they’re using. I think it’d be a good race, but ultimately the cars from Rev It Up just have too much horsepower/torque/RPM/other term that may make it seem like I know the first thing about cars.

EDGE: Rev It Up

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Jaguar Princess vs. Shadow of the Panther

Would you rather have the Jaguar Princess or the warrior from Shadow of the Panther protecting you in the forest?

I’m sure either one of these two classic High 5 Games characters would be able to protect me just fine in the forest. So this one ultimately comes down to who I’d rather spend time with. The warrior from Shadow of the Panther seems like a really serious dude. I’d probably crack a few jokes, he wouldn’t laugh, and then it would just be super awkward until I ventured off by myself. I’m sure the Jaguar Princess is serious when called for, but that gleam in her eye makes me think she’s down to party, too. I think Jaguar Princess would be more fun to hang out with, so I’d rather she protect me.

EDGE: Jaguar Princess

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