Happy New Year, High 5-ers! We here at High 5 Games wish you all a happy and healthy 2015. Each new year brings new resolutions, so we got to thinking about New Year Resolutions for a few of our favorite characters from High 5 Casino:

The host from The Big Show should pledge to update his style. The first thing that has to go is that haircut; any alternative style that doesn’t require $20 dollars worth of gel every morning would probably be an improvement.

The crew at The Palladium needs to take the partying down a notch. Sure, they work at a night club, so it’s easy to understand the temptation to go wild every night. But still, maybe order a water every once in a while, guys.

Dangerous Beauty should strive to be nicer in 2015. People are going to be annoying sometimes, but it’s very impolite to go around severing limbs because someone cut you in line at the supermarket or some goof is talking in a movie theater. Use your words, DB.

This one’s obvious: MM needs more sun, pronto.

Rumor has it the dude from Shadow of the Panther has been stuffing his face while prowling around the jungle recently. This year he should resolve to eat more salad, and maybe skip dessert once in a blue moon.

Ring in the New Year with big wins at High 5 Casino.