Slot Game Battle: Sweet Memories vs. What I Like About You

One gloomy day, feeling a bit sad about summer being over, you discover a strange package on your doorstep at home. You pick it up to find this note: “Discover what time has to offer, Your Mysterious Friend.” Hastily unwrapping it, you discover you have been given a gift you never thought existed. Impossible, you think! But you take a closer look  and indeed it is a portable time machine. Astonished by what’s in front of you, you’re at a loss. You don’t know where to start your time travel explorations. Lucky for you High 5 Casino has amazing options to help you explore past decades to help you decide!

Feeling nostalgic for the American Dream? Make your way to the 1950s with Sweet Memories, a soda shop where you’ll always satisfy your sweet tooth! Dress in style in your favorite poodle skirt, your niftiest cat eye glasses, and your black leather jacket for just a little bit of an edge. Swing to your favorite rock n’ roll or doo-wop songs playing on the hippest jukebox in town. Make the difficult choice of deciding to order between a float, malt, milkshake, or a scrumptious banana split. You know that choice is close to impossible, so you’ll probably end up ordering them all! You will be a true hip cat if you travel to this sweet soda shop.

If you aren’t craving sweets, then travel to the ‘80s and hang out with the neon-clad, the big-haired gang from What I Like About You. Make friends with valley girls, jocks, nerds, and the skaters! All of them with distinctive personalities and unique fashion styles. Dress in your coziest pair of leg warmers, fit for any aerobic workout, style your crimped hair with a flashy scrunchie or truly impress your friends with the latest in hypercolor fashions. But no outfit will be complete without your best acid wash jeans. Then get amped and create a mixtape of your favorite New Wave music to listen to on your very own boombox. In this decade, you’ll be totally tubular.

It’s time to choose which decade you want to visit. Are you going to head to the soda shop in Sweet Memories or hang out with the big-haired gang from What I Like About You? Which decade had the best fashion? Where would you like to travel first in your time machine? Comment in the conversation bubble located on the top right corner of your screen and let us know!

High 5 Fight Club

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Hey High 5-ers, we need your help! We can’t seem to come to an agreement on this…

The question is, which animal would you rather take home with you after a visit to the zoo, a cuddly Red Panda like in Red Panda Palace or a super cool Penguin from the game Cool Loot?

Let’s take a walk down memory lane. Do you remember your first visit to the zoo? Lions, Tigers and Bears, oh my! The anticipation of all the different animals you are going to see is keeping you on your toes. Walking through large cast iron gates you’ve entered a world of excitement and wonder.

Now you’re at the zoo and you don’t know where to start your adventure! Will you head to visit the monkeys, the zebras, giraffes or lions first? But what about the polar bears, penguins, and panda bears? Then you can’t forget about the reptiles and elephants! There is so much to see. Good thing you have the whole day!

You walked through the African Plains, learning about the lions, zebras and giraffes, and you stumble upon the Himalayan Highlands. In their lush secluded habitat, you see the cutest little bears poking out of the bamboo greens. These bears looks more like a little fox and a big cat. With their pointy ears and fluffy tail you want to squeeze them, they’re so cute. You look down at the name tag and it reads “Red Pandas”. You remember one of your favorite games, Red Panda Palace, and think to yourself… they’re so much cuter in person! As they frolic in the trees munching on bamboo shoots you decided you NEED to have one of them for a pet!

Your time in the Himalayan Highlands has come to an end and now it’s time to move onto the polar tundra. You see the polar bears playing with their toy balls; throwing them into the water and diving off the ice. The white arctic fox romping through the snow and then you see the cutest penguins ever. They’re jumping and sliding down the arctic icebergs into the frigid water in a competition to see who makes the biggest splash! They remind you of the suave penguins in Cool Loot, and you think to yourself, ‘I need one of them as my sidekick!’. With so many other animals to visit, it’s time to move on from the polar tundra and see what else the zoo has to offer.

After visiting all of the animals, you get to visit the best part of the zoo… the gift shop. While looking at all of the post cards, t-shirts and toys you come across the plush stuffed animal section. Here you see a cute and cuddly red panda, and a cool and collected penguin. Grabbing them both you run over to your spouse and exclaim “I found my souvenirs!”. With big smiles on your faces, you look at each other and the price tags, and they say “Sweetheart, you have to choose one.”

Now it’s time to make your decision, is it a cute and cuddly Red Panda or a super cool Penguin? Comment in the conversation bubble located on the top right of the blog post to let us know!

High 5 Fight Club

Today I’ll be offering my thoughts on two showdowns between four different High 5 Games slots. Take the polls below and let us know what you think!

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Guitar Kings vs. The Palladium

Would you rather rock out with the Guitar Kings or party at The Palladium?

This one definitely depends on your idea of a good time. I’ve never been much of a club guy, probably because I’m neither rich nor a good dancer. You also can’t really talk at clubs, so no one hears my hilarious jokes, which is a total bummer. Concerts are more my scene. You can’t really talk at concerts either, but that’s alright because hopefully there’s an awesome act on stage that demands your full attention. Plus, the best concerts are the cheapest ones, and everyone there’s a bad dancer, so I don’t stand out. You’re much more likely to catch me rocking out with the Guitar Kings, beer in hand, than partying at The Palladium with a $2,000 bottle of vodka.

EDGE: Guitar Kings

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Double Feature vs. Cabaret Nights

Would you rather catch a Double Feature or hang out at Cabaret Nights?

We’re all about having a good time in this edition of High 5 Fight Club. You can’t really go wrong with either option, but I’d rather catch a Double Feature. That way I’m getting like three or four hours of entertainment without having to leave my (super-nice, imaginary) car, which would naturally be filled with delicious snacks and beverages. Chilling at Cabaret Nights would be fun, but that would require leaving my car, walking, talking to waitresses, etc. Just leave me alone in my ride with a few movies and I’m set.

EDGE: Double Feature

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Tales of the Jungle vs. Shadow of the Panther

Who’d win in a fight between the protagonist from Shadow of the Panther and the adventurer from Tales of the Jungle?

Sure, the adventurer from Tales of the Jungle has a spear, and he’s probably a decade younger than the protagonist from Shadow of the Panther. On the surface he may be the favorite in this fight, but I’d put my money on the odd fellow from Shadow of the Panther. Here’s a guy who’s spent his entire life in the jungle, living like an animal and only occasionally emerging from the shadows. He must be incredibly tough – just look at the scars on his face – but more importantly he’s completely insane, which is why he’d win this fight hands down.

EDGE: Shadow of the Panther

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Mystery Train vs. Foxy Dynamite

Would Foxy Dynamite be able to solve the riddle of the disappearing passengers on the Mystery Train?

My faith in Foxy Dynamite is boundless. If she was called in to figure out why passengers are disappearing from the Mystery Train, she’d figure it out quickly while looking fabulous. All she would have to do is interrogate everyone on the train – no one is capable of lying to Foxy when she’s grilling them. The bad guy would be disposed of, and then the party would begin!

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Thunder Road vs. Rev it Up

Who’d win in a race between the bikers from Thunder Road and the drivers from Rev It Up?

Obviously, the drivers in Rev It Up know what they’re doing, but I think the edge here has to go to the bikers from Thunder Road, for a few reasons. For one, a motorcycle weighs way less than a car, so the bikers would be able to accelerate up to top speed way quicker than their four-wheeled competition. Furthermore, motorcycles are much easier to maneuver, which would help if the race was held in a crowded spot. There are just too many advantages to riding a motorcycle for the drivers in Rev It Up to overcome.

EDGE: Thunder Road

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Cat Gangster vs. Fortune Cat Fever

Who’d win in a fight between the Cat Gangster and the feline from Fortune Cat Fever?

This one’s a no-brainer. Sure, the kitty from Fortune Cat Fever is no slouch, and he might even have some sharp claws. In a fair fight, he might be able to take down the Cat Gangster. But the Cat Gangster doesn’t want to fight fair. He’s a bad, bad dude who will do whatever it takes to win. Even though I’d probably root for the cat from Fortune Cat Fever to win, I’d still bet on that degenerate, evil Cat Gangster.

EDGE: Cat Gangster

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Hoot Loot vs. Liger Loot

Who has more loot: the owl from Hoot Loot or the liger from Liger Loot?

Let’s be clear: both of these dudes are loaded. The owl from Hoot Loot was probably born with a silver spoon in his mouth. You can tell he’s been well off for a while by the way he dresses and his nonchalant air. He doesn’t even seem to be worried that his nest eggs are out in the open, where anyone can grab them – he’s got more dough somewhere or another. But he can’t compete with the liger from Liger Loot. Look at the maniacal hunger in his eyes. Amigo has cash, jewels, and gold literally overflowing from his cave. He probably overcame a rough background (single mother, learning disability, too much of a tiger for the lions and too much of a lion for the tigers) to found a tech startup, and is now worth billions.

EDGE: Liger Loot

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The Big Show vs. Jazz

Would you rather attend The Big Show or go to the club in Jazz?

There’s no question I’d rather head to the Jazz club than sit in the audience for a taping of The Big Show. There’s going to be a bunch of commercial breaks during The Big Show where you’ve got nothing better to do than twiddle your thumbs or perhaps talk to the people near you – gross! It would probably be a lot of hassle for not that much music. You get way more bang for your buck in a jazz club. Plus, it’s dark, you can drink, and you can look super cool on dates when you say you frequent jazz clubs. Just hope a follow-up question regarding jazz isn’t asked.

EDGE: Jazz

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Tales of Hercules vs. The Mighty Atlas

Who’d win in a fight between Hercules and The Mighty Atlas?

Atlas taking on the ancient hero Hercules (or Heracles, as he’d be known to the Titan) would make for an epic showdown. Luckily, these two actually squared off in Greek mythology, so we can use that to help us figure out who’d have the upper hand. Basically, Hercules casually held the heavens up while Atlas went to grab some apples for him from his daughters’ dragon-guarded garden that Hercules needed. Upon his return, Atlas tried to just ditch the heavens on Hercules, but good old Herc was able to trick him into taking them back upon his shoulders. So, clearly, Hercules would be able to outwit and ultimately defeat poor old Atlas if they ever met again.

EDGE: Tales of Hercules

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Cyrano vs. A Night of Mystery

Who has a sweeter mustache: Cyrano or the detective from A Night of Mystery?

The mustache that the detective from A Night of Mystery is rocking is nothing to laugh at, but it’s nothing to write home about either. It’s a utilitarian ‘stache, one well suited for keeping his upper lip warm as he’s out fighting crime. Maybe even a background ‘stache, like you see in the graphic above, one that looks cooler through his ubiquitous magnifying glass. Cyrano’s mustache, on the other hand, is flamboyant, spectacular. Dude is clearly committed to an all-world flavor saver – it extends like four inches past his mouth on either side so he might even be using gel, who knows. Regardless of the specifics, Cyrano and his crumb catcher would dominate just about any other ‘stache out there in this writer’s humble opinion.

EDGE: Cyrano

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High 5 Fight Club: Halloween Edition

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The Lovely Outlaws vs. Daughters of the Regiment

Who would make better zombie hunters: The Lovely Outlaws or the Daughters of the Regiment?

In the spirit of Halloween, which is only a week away, we’ll go through some zombie-related questions today. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m sure either one of these groups of ladies would make excellent zombie hunters. After all, the Daughters of the Regiment fought for America during the country’s infancy, and The Lovely Outlaws were some of the most dangerous criminals in the Wild West. Either group would do in a pinch if you woke up one day, looked outside your window, and realized the end of the world had begun. But if I had the luxury of choice, I’d go with The Lovely Outlaws, who seem meaner, and have better weapons. It’s a lot easier to take down a zombie from range than it is from up close, I’d imagine.

EDGE: The Lovely Outlaws

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Bollywood Bride vs. Who’s My Candy Prince?

Who would make more dangerous zombies: the characters from Bollywood Bride or those from Who’s My Candy Prince?

I can’t imagine the characters from Who’s My Candy Prince? ever getting that mad or being that dangerous, even if they were zombies. The undead versions of these happy, dessert-loving folks would probably not find human flesh that appealing compared to sweets, so they’d end up harmlessly shuffling around candy stores. On the other hand, imagine how upset the Bollywood Bride and her mother would be if they were dragged into the zombie apocalypse on what was supposed to be a day of celebration. The two of them would go all-out on the hunt for brains after that, making them way more dangerous.

EDGE: Bollywood Bride

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